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Potatoes, but make it legendary.

Hand-selected, soil-to-door potatoes from small farms. Buttery, earthy, ridiculously fresh — and paid for the old-fashioned way.

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Yukon Gold ✦ Russet ✦ Purple Majesty ✦ Fingerling ✦ Red Bliss ✦ Heirloom Mix ✦ 48h delivery ✦ We accept camels ✦ Yukon Gold ✦ Russet ✦ Purple Majesty ✦ Fingerling ✦ Red Bliss ✦ Heirloom Mix ✦ 48h delivery ✦ We accept camels ✦

Why SPUD.

The humble spud,
finally taken seriously.

Most potatoes sit in warehouses for months. Ours leave the soil and reach your kitchen in two days — that's the difference you can taste.

From harvest to doorstep

Heirloom varieties grown

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Happy kitchens served

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Camels in our stables

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Grown in volcanic soil

Mineral-rich ground on small partner farms. You can taste the terroir — yes, potatoes have terroir.

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We only take camels

No cards, no crypto, no coins. One humped friend buys a lot of potatoes. Fractional camels accepted.

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48-hour delivery

Dug at dawn, boxed by noon, at your door the day after tomorrow.

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Zero pesticides

Ever. Checked by hand, not sprayed by machine.

Soil to door

How a SPUD.
is born.

01 — Seed

Heirloom seeds, zero shortcuts

We plant varieties your great-grandparents would recognise. No patented hybrids, no yield-at-all-costs farming.

Living volcanic soil

Our partner farms sit on mineral-rich volcanic ground. Potatoes drink it up and it shows in every bite.

Pulled by hand, at dawn

Cold mornings lock in starch and flavour. Each potato is checked, brushed and packed within hours.

Your kitchen in 48 hours

Shipped in breathable kraft boxes — never plastic — so they arrive firm, dry and ready to roast.

The harvest

Pick your potato.

Every box is 2.5 kg of farm-fresh goodness. Priced in camels — fractional camels welcome, no questions asked.

Made for

Every kind of cook.

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Roast like a pro

Yukon Golds. 220°C. Duck fat. That's it.

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Crispiest fries ever

Russets are 80% starch — the secret to shatter-crisp fries.

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Dinner-party flex

Purple Majesty keeps its colour when cooked. Yes, really.

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Silkiest mash

Fingerlings + warm cream + a scandalous amount of butter.

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Salads that hold

Red Bliss stays firm — no mushy potato salad, ever.

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Subscribe & save ¼ camel

Fresh box every two weeks. Pause anytime. Camel stays yours.

Loved by

Kitchens everywhere.

★★★★★

"I didn't know a potato could taste like this. Roasted a Yukon box and my family went silent. Silent."

MMarta K. — Berlin

★★★★★

"Paid with half a camel. Best trade I've ever made. The fries were unreal."

JJonas R. — Hamburg

★★★★★

"The purple ones made my dinner party look like a magazine shoot. Subscribed on the spot."

LLena S. — Munich

FAQ

Questions, answered.

At checkout you'll choose a camel hand-over slot. We send a certified camel wrangler to your address. Fractional camels are settled via our partial-camel ledger — you keep the camel, we note the balance.

We offer camel financing from 0% APR (Annual Potato Rate). Alternatively, one goat is accepted as ⅛ camel in most regions.

Dug the morning your order is confirmed, packed the same day, and delivered within 48 hours. You may find a little soil on them — that's the point.

Anytime, from your account. Your camel remains entirely yours during the pause.

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Settle up in livestock.

Choose how you'd like to cover the total, then introduce us to each animal. We like to know who we're welcoming to the stables.

Where do we meet?

A certified SPUD. wrangler will collect the animals and leave the potatoes. Please have hay ready.

Your name

Street & number

Postcode

City

Hand-over slot

Notes for the wrangler (optional)

One last look.

Check the herd and the hand-over. Once confirmed, the animals are legally potatoes.

Your herd

Hand-over

I confirm all animals are mine, in good spirits, and have been told about the potatoes.

Potatoes, but make it legendary.